Good Hair Day

Once upon a time there was a bird called a Green Heron.  He was late for his daily rounds at the lake and didn’t have time to shower so he just quickly brushed his beak and threw a bunch of feather gel in and took off.  He ended up looking pretty cool and the rest of the birds were jealous of his good looks.  But then later in the day he realized he had been flying around all day with his zipper down.  How embarrassing.  The End.